AND IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE POSSIBLY EVER. CAPS LOCK CANNOT EXPRESS MY NERDISH JOY.

My brain is still all scattered from the adrenaline rush, so I'm just gonna go along with what my train of thought is going on for the second.

-Screw you Sam, leaving your pet robot at home while you went off to edjumacate yourself. If I had a pet transforming car -preferably a large truck-, I would TOTALLY take him with me. Yes him. Preferably Ironhide. And I would gloat. To everyone in sight. But whatever.
-Yes. I was one of those people. I quite literally had a complete breakdown when Optimus 'died'. Then I was all like, 'Oh yeah, he's robot Jesus. No way he's dead. Totally coming back to life.' HOSHET I CAN READ THE MINDS OF MOVIE MAKERS.
-Jetfire and the Twins= epic fucking win. Highlights of the movie. Why? Two simple quotes my friends. May "MY FATHER WAS THE FIRST WHEEL...!" and "It's an ass-whoopin'. It's supposed to hurt!" be quoted until the end of days.
-And seriously. That one government guy -those who have seen the movie know what I'm talking about- needed to be shot in the face. Literally, I wanted to jump through the screen and rip his face off when he called Optimus a pile of scrap metal after he had been 'killed'.
-Hillbilly robots, aka the Twins, are the best idea ever. Seriously. At first they were an insanely old icecream car that said 'SUCK MY POPSICLE.' Oh yeah. That's sexy. They just rock. I vote they make a rap album.
-Sam's family gives awesome dog names. Seriously Franky and Mojo. I would pet-nap them.
-Dude. Ravage was crazy insane. I was reminded of Ziods SO MUCH by Ravage. It was like robot heaven.
-Poor thing though. Bee ripped out his SPINAL CORD.
-Jetfire reminds me of the badass old woman from The Mist. Only a guy. And a 50-foot-tall robot. But whatever.
-Optimus with Jetfire power-up. Epic win. BEST. TOY COMMERCIAL. EVER.
-Haha. The airforce, army, military, whatever the hell they were, can play pranks too. Yay for hot military men.
-Should've been more Jetfire. But oh well.
-Should've been more Ironhide too. He's too awesome to not be more of him in there. But that's just me talking. Since he's my favorite and all....

And I get to gloat in my nephew's face. Why? Because he was all like, 'I'm gonna see it before you do!!' And I totally saw it before him. Baha.